After doing the Afrikaans translation for FingerNale Tales (Ekletiese Hap Verhale), I realised it needed some updating, not for story, rather for formatting, and did so. Those changes are now live.
Sunday, September 21, 2025
Thursday, September 18, 2025
Ekletiese Hap Verhale (FingerNale Tales in Afrikaans)
Hier is die
nagedagte verhale, hap grootte brokkies van 'n lewe se groter ontwerp, iets om
kortliks aan te kou voordat jy aan beweeg.
Die Ou Man – 'n
kind se perspektief op die ontmoeting van 'n onbekende oom
Die Koninklike
Kat – dit is inderdaad 'n kat se lewe
Die Berge Brand –
die vernietigende krag van vuur
Oggend Reënboog –
wanneer 'n reënboog 'n teken is
Bloed Maan –
wanneer die werklikheid heeltemal onwerklik voel
Sluiers van Slaap
– wat gebeur in die ryke van vergetelheid
Gevleuelde Wonder
– 'n gevleuelde wese loop deur die stad se strate
Glas Drome – elke
keer as 'n man sy oë toemaak, breek glas
Eerste Dag – 'n
kind se perspektief op haar eerste skooldag
Aan die Einde –
die lang jare van die lewe
'n Paar
vasgelegde oomblikke in tyd wat 'n paar minute van jou dag sal vra. 'n Asemlose
lag kan volg, of 'o, ja, ek sien myself daarin!' Miskien skenk 'n hap 'n
glimlag, terwyl 'n storie 'n gevoel van verwondering skep. Geniet!
Sunday, June 9, 2024
FingerNale Tales: 10 excerpts!
These are the afterthought tales, bite-size chunks of a
life’s grander design, something to gnaw on briefly before moving on.
The Old Man – a child’s perspective on meeting an unknown
uncle
The Royal Feline – it’s a cat life indeed
The Mountains Burn – the destructive power of fire
Morning Rainbow – when a rainbow is a sign
Blood Moon – when reality feels entirely unreal
Veils of Sleep – what happens in the realms of oblivion
Winged Wonder – a winged creature walks the city streets
Glass Dreams – every time a man closes his eyes, glass
shatters
First Day – a child’s perspective on her first school day
At the End – life’s long years
A few recorded moments in time that will ask of you a few
minutes of your day. A breathy laugh might follow, or ‘oh, yes, I see myself in
there!’ Maybe a morsel gifts a smile, while a tale creates a sense of wonder.
Enjoy!
THE OLD MAN knocked on the door quite
loudly. Dad told me in no uncertain terms to stay put - children do not open doors, he said.
I stayed put with reluctance at the round kitchen table where we were
having tea, and heard the weather-beaten wooden door creak open and my dad
peremptorily demand an explanation for this interruption.
THE CAT HAS no name she is aware of.
She sleeps most of her days away curled up and silent, and most of her nights,
too. Occasionally she stretches, and enjoys the attention it brings her. When
she chooses her place of slumber, it is best to leave her in peace.
Sometimes she hears a sound, and it is familiar to her, a sound often
repeated, but she cannot duplicate it, for it has no meaning to her other than
that sense of familiarity. She knows this word heralds a summons for her
presence. She sits up from her slumber and listens briefly, and then chooses
whether to answer that command or not, for she
is in control of her fate, not another.
LOOKING ACROSS THE waters darkened and
stilled by night’s undeniable influence, I viewed the shadowy silhouette of the
far mountains highlighted by the half-moon setting beyond. It was a familiar
sight, one I often stared at during daylight, and watched at night as the moon
tracked across the heavens.
This night familiarity was altered.
In the centre of the rugged range an almighty scarlet glow dominated the
night sky and seemed to flow into the invisible waters of the bay, like a
sphere vanishing into the depths.
AS WE DROVE along the quiet road in the
early morning, a young couple embarking on an adventure with the tank filled,
trailer loaded, kids sleeping on the back seat, we wondered if we had made the
right decision.
Others told us we were mad, but we ignored them. Was leaving civilisation
behind for a life in the wild a choice we could deal with long-term? Those
others - family - said it was stupidity.
ENTERING THE TOWN, it felt as if we had
entered another time and dimension. The name on a signboard about a kilometre
back told us we were on the right road, this was the town we had marked on a
map, but what we found could not have been explained by any means.
The usual was in place. Store fronts were lit for temptation at night,
and some shops were still trading. There were streetlights, the typical tarred
main street, a park opposite - fronting the ocean, for we could hear waves
breaking - bins for rubbish, advertising on walls and boards, street signs and
so forth, but there the usual ended.
THE VEILS OF sleep take my
consciousness into the sub-conscious, layer upon gradual layer. When my
imagination departs from my body, I open my eyes upon a different set of veils.
These are as diaphanous, but they are not as benevolent.
Sticky crisscross patterns adorn my path, then another pattern and
another veil, seemingly into eternity. No arrangement is quite the same,
although they are entirely geometric, therefore deliberately designed. I am
faced with an elaborate set of traps, webs meant to ensnare.
THERE ARE EYES on its wings. Many have
this subterfuge somewhere upon them, out there in the wilds, and therefore the
concept is not exactly strange. Used to fool predators, it is an effective tool
of disguise. But this is not a creature of the wilds.
This is a …
That is the problem - what is it?
This is not the wild either. I am standing here at the corner of a
high-rise building, seeking escape from the frigid wind howling through this
city, and this winged wonder does not belong here.
THE GLASS SHATTERED
first and then the roof shook resoundingly. One would think it should be the
other way around. First the roof shake and then the glass breaking. Warnings
came first. One would expect the warning to come first, a herald to danger. But
no; the glass shattered first and then the roof shook resoundingly.
But this was not real.
He was in an aeroplane.
Snorting, he snatched the first breath of sudden awakening and stared
around him. Right. The flight from London to Glasgow.
MOM IS AWAKE first, as always, but this
is a special day. My heart pounds when I hear her slippers slapping as she goes
down the passage towards the kitchen.
Today I will go to big school for the first time.
I hear the kettle make a noise, and know she will soon come in with my
tea, but today I will wear my uniform, not my normal clothes as I did before to
go to my old school.
I NEVER THOUGHT I would get old. It
comes as a surprise to sit here at age ninety. Really it does. This, for me, is
merely a number, for I do not feel nine decades old and, despite those sets of
ten and the various injuries sustained over their progression, my body tells me
it is a lie.
Is my mind as sharp as I believe? You be the judge of that. Base it on
these ruminations, perhaps.
Saturday, October 22, 2022
Chapter 1: Winged Wonder
A short excerpt only because this is a short, short story :)
There are eyes
on its wings. Many have this subterfuge somewhere upon them, out there in the
wilds, and therefore the concept is not exactly strange. Used to fool
predators, it is an effective tool of disguise. But this is not a creature of
the wilds.
What is this Winged Wonder?
Taken from FingerNale tales, this quick read tells the tale
of a man at an intersection seeing a man, a creature, an angel perhaps, in the
crowd waiting to cross.
The strange, the weird, the wonderful and
the supernatural is all around us.
THERE ARE EYES on its wings. Many have this subterfuge somewhere upon them, out there in the wilds, and therefore the concept is not exactly strange. Used to fool predators, it is an effective tool of disguise. But this is not a creature of the wilds.
This is a …
That is the problem - what is it?
This is not the wild either. I am standing here at the corner of a
high-rise building, seeking escape from the frigid wind howling through this
city, and this winged wonder does not belong here.
There it is, waiting at the crossing for the lights to change, as if it
is the most everyday thing. Crossing a busy intersection may be every day, but it certainly is not. Surrounded by a
host of commuters, it waits as if nothing is out of the ordinary. How is it
they do not see what stands beside them? Are we all so blind now to our
surroundings that we no longer notice the extraordinary?
Saturday, October 1, 2022
Chapter 1: FingerNale Tales
These are the afterthought tales, bite-size chunks of a
life’s grander design, something to gnaw on briefly before moving on.
The Old Man – a child’s perspective on meeting an unknown
uncle
The Royal Feline – it’s a cat life indeed
The Mountains Burn – the destructive power of fire
Morning Rainbow – when a rainbow is a sign
Blood Moon – when reality feels entirely unreal
Veils of Sleep – what happens in the realms of oblivion
Winged Wonder – a winged creature walks the city streets
Glass Dreams – every time a man closes his eyes, glass
shatters
First Day – a child’s perspective on her first school day
At the End – life’s long years
A few recorded moments in time that will ask of you a few
minutes of your day. A breathy laugh might follow, or ‘oh, yes, I see myself in
there!’ Maybe a morsel gifts a smile, while a tale creates a sense of wonder.
Enjoy!
Memories from childhood are frequently
enlightening in adulthood.
I stayed put with reluctance at the round kitchen table where we were
having tea, and heard the weather-beaten wooden door creak open and my dad
peremptorily demand an explanation for this interruption.
Just moments ago, the old man walked up the garden path, and we noticed
his slow progress through the lace-covered dining room window, and my dad
swore. My mom told him to shut up, but as usual he ignored her.
Mom was at the basin washing dishes as dad opened the door, but I could
swear her ears moved a bit, she was listening that hard. I was listening that hard.
A mumbled conversation followed, one neither me nor mom could quite make
out, and I knew both of us were highly curious. Usually the neighbourhood kids
came to knock, either asking for me to come out and play, or with one of those
sponsorship forms my dad hated so much. An old man was something different. The
only old man who had walked up the path before was the Elder from church when
mom was ill. This wasn’t him.
Eventually we heard the door slam, and I wondered if it was dad being
rude or the wind taking it away from him, as it often did. That door was always
slamming, as if daring someone to leave it open for a breath of fresh air. Then
again, dad was always being rude, too.
The old man walked ahead of dad into the kitchen. Well, we were
flabbergasted, mom and me. This was another unusual event. Dad allowed the kids
in, if only briefly while they waited for me to grab a ball or something, but
never anyone else. He even told the church Elder where to go off and hide.
There was something familiar about this old man. I felt as if I knew him.
When mom dropped the pot she was scrubbing, letting dirty water splash
everywhere, I realised she knew him, too, but she had not forgotten as I
obviously had.
A clear plastic bag filled with peanut clusters, tied closed with a red
ribbon, landed on the table in front of me and I could do no other than look
away from that lined face to the yumminess resting there where I could actually
see it. I heard dad clear his throat. Children
do not need sweets, he always said, and I knew he wanted to snatch it up
but could not, not with this old man watching.
And then I heard my mother say a name, and I knew who this old man was.
My uncle. My dad’s older brother, the one everyone believed had died in the war
up north. I knew him because he looked like my dad, but I had never seen him
before.
He stayed for an hour and I really liked him. Even dad laughed. Mom
seemed to watch dad more than my uncle though. Strange.
Funny thing, I never saw him again, but I will never forget him. My uncle
Ed. I often wonder what happened to him, but dad never said, and mom always
said to ask dad.
Those were the best peanut clusters I ever ate, I tell you.
Sunday, September 25, 2022
Chapters 1: African Moon & At the End
Tomorrow she will go on with her life …
It’s a hot day in Cape Town but a woman holds the vigil at a
window overlooking the beach. She has repeatedly dreamed of a sailing boat, a
lost soul perhaps, entering upon silver streaks on the water. Is this merely
dreaming or, as she believes, a vision?
She will watch, she will give it this one day and night, and
then go on with her life, and waiting with her is Barney, her beloved dog, and
Fantasy, her snooty cat. Man, a girl and her fur babies get hungry while
waiting for something to happen, and yet her instincts keep her there …
watching … waiting …
Lattice 3 from Latticework: 14 Lattices from Space and Time
SHE LEANS ON her elbow, chin in hand, and stares out over the bay. The sun is bright on the water and the sun worshippers are out in full force on the narrow strip of beach, their colourful umbrellas and sunshades drawing the eye.
Bronzed bodies languish
amid reddening skins. She, however, is uninterested in people silly enough to
burn to crisps in such heat; she watches the water intently, staring through
the hot silver stripes upon the waves.
Twice now she has dreamed
of the yacht and both times the images were so real she can no longer ignore
it. She sees sails dancing upon a beam and with it there is a feeling of
sadness. Such sadness that she is in tears when she awakes.
She will look and watch
until she either dies of eyestrain or something happens to prove her night
visits are more than dreams. Or, she thinks in amusement, she will die of
starvation, just sitting here.
The screams of frolicking
kids rise up to reach out to her through closed windows, but she barely hears
them. The drone of a jumbo jet overheard faintly rattles the glass and is then
gone. The subdued sounds of slow traffic vying for right of way along the
crowded street do not even register, and neither does the periodically jarring
siren of an angry driver leaning on the hooter. Her mind is engaged in the
soothing notes of Mozart at his absolute best.
Barney snuffles at her
feet, gives a loud moan and thumps his tail resoundingly upon the wooden floor,
and then sees that his mistress is not about to budge yet. He releases an exaggerated
yawn and sinks to the floor with a long-suffering sigh. The great big fur ball
is asleep in seconds. Lucky sod.
She leans down to scratch
him behind his ears and then props her chin up once more, all without taking
her eyes from the water. At least Barney adores Mozart too.
Alex did not. Alex
thought loud rap was music, the louder the better, and scoffed at her love of
classical music. She kicked him out eventually, more because of his musical
tastes and his love of inflicting it on others, than for any other reason.
He was a distraction for
a while, but not enough to warrant putting up with that noise. The peace after
his railing mode of departure was worth billions. And Barney hated Alex; what more proof did a girl need? Barney, for
heaven’s sake, puts up with Fantasy, her I’ll-take-you-on-hell-on-four-paws
Himalayan cat. That is saying something for Barney’s nerves.
Mozart delves into his
famous clarinet concerto and she feels her body relax. Out of Africa indeed. That is African sun out there, although in
cosmopolitan surroundings.
Cape Town on a hot day.
Sun worshippers and cell phones, bling and gourmet treats. It could be the
French Riviera, for pity’s sake. Karen Blixen would turn in her grave, for
certain. Karen Blixen probably never dreamed of a modern sailing yacht.
We should all do the
best we can with what is given us,
so that one day we too
can look back and say,
‘I lived a good life’.
At the End is an insight taken from FingerNale Tales and
tells the story of a woman looking back over the years of her life.
I NEVER THOUGHT
I would get old. It comes as a surprise to sit here at age ninety. Really it
does. This, for me, is merely a number, for I do not feel nine decades old and,
despite those sets of ten and the various injuries sustained over their
progression, my body tells me it is a lie.
Is my mind as sharp as I
believe? You be the judge of that. Base it on these ruminations, perhaps.
Let us see. I remember
being lowered headfirst over the font in church and having water sprinkled upon
my head. My mother in later years told me I was three weeks old.
The time I skinned both
my knees after slipping on wet paving - I was eighteen months, and put up quite
a racket. Another tumble, this time from my tricycle - two and a half years
old. First day at school. High school. First boyfriend. Tenth boyfriend - he
was the one I married, at age twenty-two, bless his now departed soul.
I recall every birth
also, four of them, two boys and two girls, although I doubt a mother ever
forgets, no matter how old she is, no matter how old her children are either.
Unless you are unable to remember.
This is not a maudlin
trip down memory lane, though, and I am not about to discuss those diseases
that befall some of the aged (and sometimes much earlier than old age). My
point is, I do remember all of it, and I believe my mind is as sharp now as it
was when I juggled job and studies.
Do you agree?
Monday, September 27, 2021
Tuesday, September 7, 2021
Thursday, August 12, 2021
Tuesday, August 10, 2021
Wednesday, August 4, 2021
At the End / Winged Wonder
My FingerNale Tales consist of bite-sized insights, and the audiobook is available also. My narrator - Andy Barker - a while ago said to me he wishes folk would take the chance and listen because he did some of his best work for FingerNale and reckons the stories are so insightful that both the audiobook and the eBook should be hitting the lists. To that end, to showcase both the stories and his talent, I have published two of the tales separately, and Andy has kindly uploaded the audio for both. Bless him, he really is a professional!
I chose Winged Wonder due to the supernatural twist, and also Andy's absolute favourite, At the End, which is a about a woman at the end of her life looking back.
There are eyes
on its wings. Many have this subterfuge somewhere upon them, out there in the
wilds, and therefore the concept is not exactly strange. Used to fool
predators, it is an effective tool of disguise. But this is not a creature of
the wilds.
What is this Winged Wonder?
Taken from FingerNale tales, this quick read tells the tale
of a man at an intersection seeing a man, a creature, an angel perhaps, in the
crowd waiting to cross.
We should all do the
best we can with what is given us,
so that one day we too
can look back and say,
‘I lived a good life’.
At the End is an insight taken from FingerNale Tales and tells the story of a woman looking back over the years of her life.
Tuesday, January 19, 2021
Your next escape!
Still have a fair few promo codes available for both the US and UK. Listen for free in exchange for a one sentence review! Comment below if interested :)
Thursday, November 19, 2020
FingerNale Tales
On the subject of audio books, do give FingerNale Tales a chance, whether to read or to listen to (or both!). I received a message from my narrator, Andy Barker, saying these are the most well written stories he's ever had the pleasure of telling and this should be flying up the charts, so do give these short stories a go. Something for everyone, from a mountain fire to a winged being on city streets!
Sunday, October 18, 2020
Sunday, October 11, 2020
Thursday, August 20, 2020
Andy Barker knows how to tell stories!
I'm over the moon with how Andy tells these short stories, and I know you will be, too!
Monday, August 17, 2020
Yippee! Listen to FingerNale Tales!
Andy Barker, the narrator for FingerNale Tales has this to say about the process: 'My latest edition, FingerNale Tales, I really enjoyed doing, and I enjoyed the writing.' In a private message, he revealed that number 10 (At the End) is his favourite and the one he loved putting voice to the most! And number 3 (The Mountains Burn) is second favourite :)
So, yippee, it's now available as an audiobook!!!
Links:
Audible US Audible UK Audible FR Audible DE
Only £3.69

































